KABOOM!!!

I just don't understand something. Why does Billy Mays have to advertise everything on TV? And why does he have to yell? Why can't he sell things using a nice calm voice? There's nothing worse than taking a Sunday afternoon nap, just falling asleep, and to be awoken by his voice yelling Kaboom! Do people really buy that stuff off TV? At the store maybe...but who really calls the 1-800 number? And this morning I realized he also advertises ESPN 360. Why must everyone hire this man to sell their product? He should be banned from television or there should at least be a regulation on the volume of his commercials. He can't talk without yelling, so they should automatically lower the volume overall. Can you imagine what it's like at his house over the dinner table? Or when he gets mad at his kids or grandkids? They must keep a good supply of ear plugs at their house! I hope they bought some stock in Miracle Ear or something. Maybe that's what he should advertise. The people who need it would actually be able to hear him! I am willing to start the campaign to ban Billy Mays from TV! Who wants to join me?